a chat with inaminates.

lee:
good day mr pen. im here to ask you a few questions regarding your relations with the owner. do tell me, what are your thoughts on her.

mr pen:
well, for one thing, she definitely pushes my buttons so i have no complaints there. however, i do have one slight complaint to make, which is the disturbing nature in which she uses me for.

lee:
can you please elaborate on that?

mr pen:
hm... lets just say im not willing to be a part of some of the projects undertaken due to their explicit content.

lee:
interesting... i will now address your fellow companion, Eraser and see what she thinks. good day madam eraser. nice of you to join us. i would like to inquire about your recent dealings with the owner. It seems that you have been the cause the disappearance of numerous creative possibilities. do you agree with me on that?

eraser: hello there. wow. that is indeed a very bold assumption to make! i certainly do not see myself as the cause but merely a victim. for you can clearly see, i possess no limbs and it would be utterly impossible of me to undertake such laborious activities without the help of the owner herself.
SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS RESPOSIBLE FOR THE LACK OF CREATIVITY. NOT ME.

lee:
now now.. there is no need to raise your voice. im sorry to have disturbed the both of you at this hour. i shall return to my duties now and bid you farewell.