chris rock.

i went to watch chris rock's live stand up comedy!
hilarious i tell u.
i never laughed so much continuously for 2 whole hours in my life.

here's one joke he told.
mind the language ya.

"George bush is the worst president ever!
don't ya'all agree???
my god.
he doesn't give a fuck about anything.
and i mean anything.
lets say you are hanging off from a cliff.
hanging on for your dear life.
bush is at the top of the cliff.
and all you needed to save your life was a fuck.
even if bush had an ENTIRE pocket full of fucks.
he would say "don't u know? i don't give a fuck".
he wouldn't give you one!"

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