deepest apologies

Dearest all,

i am deeply apologetic for the lack of updates.
for u see.
i have NO INTERNET.

i would like to share numerous exciting and yet obnoxious stories with you.
and will do so in the near future.
i promise.
one of which includes the decapitation of something.
and another includes the removal of something hairy.
thats all i can say for now.

i have been very occupied with daily duties.
one of which include joining my fellow weirdos for some food.
like.
NOW.

hope to keep in touch soon.

Yours sincerely,
Clara Lee