naughty machines.

it seems to me that my household appliances are trying to trick me.
very naughty behaviour.

take my weighing machine for one.
it says that i have lost 4 kilos.
but i highly doubt so.
for if i did.
i wouldnt feel the bump on my tummy.
or the flabs on my arms.

my computer is another one.
he is getting old.
and is really becoming senile.
he is so slow that he can barely go onto youtube.

i just hope that my electric beater doesnt go all crazy
when i make my oreo cheesecake next week
it might decide that i need a good splash of cream on my shirt.
or extra eggs in my hair.

dont be naughty house.
i promise i will clean u good.

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